My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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