Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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