Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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