Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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