guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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