That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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