I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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