Do vagina's smell?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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