He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
