my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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