yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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