i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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