i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
