After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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