My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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