Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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