Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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