Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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