I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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