I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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