The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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