is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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