I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
