party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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