I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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