can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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