Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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