Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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