508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize