I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Holy sore nipples Batman
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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