you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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