Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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