Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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