Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
