Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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