In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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