she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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