I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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