Dual....:-)
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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