You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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