Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
