The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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