If i come over, it means nothing
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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