all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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