if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
