Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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