I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
