member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am available for nakedness
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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