I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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