You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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