It's like God shit irony all over that family
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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