i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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