38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize