spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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