Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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