I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
